Josh is a total punk. But he’s my favorite punk, so I guess it’s okay.

Fucking white people

every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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In the year 2069

Me: slayer
Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean